Damn hippies. They're all over the place, flaunting their barefooted filth and lining up for social security that I pay for in taxes and smoking the pot. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of spongers, layabouts and ner-do-wells who I like to spit on in the street.
And don't get me started on the disabled. Why should they get a free ride when they should just learn to do things with their toes? I seen them shows where people learn to write things with their mouths and make ships of of matchsticks.
And the elderly! Why can't they be forced to do things? Why should they get to sit around knitting and drinking tea while I'm out sloggin in the field all the time? Send one over to my place and I'll hitch it up to a wagon and it can plow the fields. And the hippies. I'll use em for fertilizer. Ain't no good to nobody.
Only time I don't think someone should get a job is Mary Lou.
Acos that would be emasculatin.
