Top 10 most moving and original art pieces I've ever accomplished or intend to accomplish at some stage

I am, as I'm sure you're all aware by now, a deeply creative person. And I have so much artistic potential that hopefully, by the time I'm twenty five, I'll be famous not just for my art that is poetry, but also my visual art. I'll give you some tasters.

Top 10 reasons why being a poet is NOT an unrealistic career choice for me

Career day at my school is such a f*****g joke. They all want us to be lawyers, or doctors, or fascistic scum. I don't see why I shouldn't, like, hold onto my dreams. It's not like I'm not amazingly talented.

Top 10 things girls just don't understand about me.

I am a really soulful and deep person, and even though any girl I date has to be really deep and soulful as well, or else we just don't mesh, they still can't grasp all the complexities and multi-facets within my personality. That's cool. I'm an amazingly complex person. Basically I'm providing this list because while there couldn't possibly be anyone more complex than me, if you are dating a guy who is even slightly sensitive, you may well need to understand one of the following things:

Top 10 most interesting things to blog about.

I don't have a, like, real blog myself, but my girlfriend does. Obviously it's not as good as what I could produce, but she doesn't have my flare for poetry. Anyway, I spend quite a bit of time on myspace, and I've come up with the ten most interesting blog topics. There are a lot of really talented people out there. Not as talented as me, but anyway. I just wanted to say respect to them.

The top 10 reasons family meals make me want to kill myself

On top of having the world conspire against me, my 'family' try to engage me and my siblings in some ridiculous charade of playing happy families around the dinner table, at the pain of being grounded, so we can all 'share' about our days. So f*****g pointless.

Blog: "democratic" elections, what's the point?

I am "allowed" to vote this year, in the farce they call a fair election, but I don't think I'll bother. My bourgeois fascist parents will somehow manage to make their vote count more than mine anyway.

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