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Those guys make out like it's so difficult, but to me, it sounds like a total breeze.

Like, people reckon that being unemployed is all, like, laying around and relaxing and doing nothing. That is, like, a total lie. I have to work, like, super hard to maintain this lifestyle.

Okay, so, like, it turns out that there are certain things that really picky girls are, like, NOT looking for in a guy, and one of those HAPPENS to be what I am - a laid back guy who likes to smoke a little pot and prefers the couch, to, like, arty s**t like the movies or whatever. So if you're looking to score with a girl, these are things you should, like, disguise from her until she knows you and your more awesome qualities better.

Okay. It's like, an age old debate, which is the superior piece of technology? The tv, or the computer? Well, I'm gonna put it down on paper, and my new girlfriend can type it up and submit it for me later.

Sometimes, you just can't be arsed getting up off the couch. Make that most of the time. And not enough food manufacturers take this into consideration when coming up with meals. So here is a comprehesive account of the best takeout or eat in meals for those of us who just can't stop watching xfiles repeats.

Voting? You mean like, politicians and stuff? Right. Boring.