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Galleries are so terribly passe. It's a new age out there, people, and you can either create art yourself on your computer, or heaps of other people have created art solely for your consumption on the internet.

There are many reasons I would rather spend all my time with computers than people. Let me give you some insight into why.

We all love to hate him, perpetrator of the Windows travesty and all round rich and irritating guy. But would I, given a chance, turn my disdain to adoration? Here are the 10 best reasons I can figure out for marrying him...

Jokes for geeks.

Look, I know you're all going to mock me about prune juice and boiled eggs

Can't talk. WOWing.