Why are pictures of fat girls worth so much more than a men's magazine?

No, really. I've been to those exhibitions of Rubens and what have you, full of fat chicks with cellulite all over their asses and posing coyly so all you get to see is a butt and a nipple silhouette.

Blog: Geek food

Look, I know you're all going to mock me about prune juice and boiled eggs

Blog: Voting?

Can't talk. WOWing.

Blog: Democracy. Bah.

Democracy is frankly one of the most ridiculous concepts ever to grace the earth.

Blog: "democratic" elections, what's the point?

I am "allowed" to vote this year, in the farce they call a fair election, but I don't think I'll bother. My bourgeois fascist parents will somehow manage to make their vote count more than mine anyway.

The New Top 10 Everything coming soon...

Hi everybody,

The first series of top 10s will be released on Monday, the 1st of October.

Stay tuned!

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