Blog: Voting?

Can't talk. WOWing.

Top 10 things I'd rather be doing than voting

Voting? You mean like, politicians and stuff? Right. Boring.

Blog: Democracy. Bah.

Democracy is frankly one of the most ridiculous concepts ever to grace the earth.

Top 10 astrological tips for polling day

Make sure your stars align when you head to the polling booth, and that you don't ruin your karmic wheel FOREVER by making the wrong choices...

Blog: "democratic" elections, what's the point?

I am "allowed" to vote this year, in the farce they call a fair election, but I don't think I'll bother. My bourgeois fascist parents will somehow manage to make their vote count more than mine anyway.

Top 10 things I look for in a politician

I just think voting is so important, but it's difficult to know who to vote for. Here's my criteria:

Top 10 things I suggest those candidates get on the agenda quick smart if the want my vote.

I'm proud to have the right to vote, but none of 'em left-wing sissies have anything worth voting for, I don't reckon. Here's what I'd be happy with.

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