
Can't talk. WOWing.

Voting? You mean like, politicians and stuff? Right. Boring.

Democracy is frankly one of the most ridiculous concepts ever to grace the earth.

Make sure your stars align when you head to the polling booth, and that you don't ruin your karmic wheel FOREVER by making the wrong choices...

I am "allowed" to vote this year, in the farce they call a fair election, but I don't think I'll bother. My bourgeois fascist parents will somehow manage to make their vote count more than mine anyway.

I just think voting is so important, but it's difficult to know who to vote for. Here's my criteria:

I'm proud to have the right to vote, but none of 'em left-wing sissies have anything worth voting for, I don't reckon. Here's what I'd be happy with.