Make sure your stars align when you head to the polling booth, and that you don't ruin your karmic wheel FOREVER by making the wrong choices...
- Aquarius: Don't let cross-eyes and greasy hair get in the way of a blooming relationship. Politicians are people too.
- Gemini: The twins are out in force for the election, just make sure that the evil half of your personality doesn't tick the wrong box.
- Pisces: Don't be a fish out of water, and get overwhelmed. The choices you are making aren't life and death, but if you want a clean sea to swim in...
- Sagittarius: Get out there and make things happen. Vote on your hoofs.
- Aries: There's no point butting heads with those who disagree with your opinion. Get in there and make a difference by voting!
- Virgo: First time? Don't be nervous. Sure, you may feel wracked with indecision and feelings of being unclean afterwards, but politics can become addictive.
- Leo: Roar out how you feel from the rooftops if you must; but remember, it's a secret ballot.
- Libra: Weigh everything up. But don't forget, the goddess is watching. And the karmic wheel doesn't like conservatives...
- Taurus: Don't be stubborn about your choices, stay open to different opinions. Unless of course they're right wing opinions, in which case I recommend ignoring them all together.
- Capricorn: Navigate the treacherous path to the ballot box by ignoring all of those cat callers for the conservative parties. Don't be swayed.
Cancer & Scorpio: Keep your venom and your pincers and stay at home. Nobody needs the negative energy at the polling booth, and frankly, who knows what you'll do with the feeling of omnipotence that pencil gives you?
