Those guys make out like it's so difficult, but to me, it sounds like a total breeze.
- Okay, so all you have to do is like, SIT there, you know? I can totally do that. It's basically what I do at home all day, as long as there's something to sit on. But you know, I will sit on the floor. That's cool too.
- You can watch all the people watching you LIKE THEY'RE T.V.. Awesome. It's like, really self-referential. Awesome. As long as I can get my dealer to make drops every now and then I guess.
- I could get A LOT of sleeping in. And my mom couldn't have a go at me about it. So cool.
- These people don't want to see you keep stuff clean. They're, like, HANGING OUT to watch you live in squalor. I always knew there was some way my talents could be appreciated.
- I could like, get out of work for the dole and stuff. Right before I went in the box I'd be all like, down there at the dole office saying, like, man, I can't do that shit, I'm gonna do art, yeah? And they would have to be fine with it because it's like a community driven project and shit.
- Like, depending on where it was, I could see different things? Like, if it was in my town, then my friends could come and hang with me for lunch, but if it was like, suspended above Niagara Falls or whatever, then I'd get to like, see them, without being dragged on like, tours and shit.
- They'd give me a playstation, right?
- I would be, like, famous without even trying. Awesome.
- If I was getting, like, paid or whatever, I could like, travel round, in the box, and just like, you know, hang out.
- I wouldn't have to visit my mom... and I wouldn't be allowed to let her in, either. Awesome.
