What kind of communist doesn't know that red meat is the life-blood that keeps our society from falling apart? The worst kind of communist. A pinko-vego-hippie-scum. And how can you identify this breed of freak, so you can make sure that if one is seen at your local abattoir "protesting" they can be shot or set on fire, is pretty easy. Some of these un-American weaklings can be pretty devious about disguising themselves, but here are
the things to look for:
- Greasy hair. But not under a good old fashioned trucker's cap like Billy Joe wears. Under some kind of "beanie" or in "dreadlocks".
- Facial hair. But not a proud moustache, like a general. More like some kind of dead rat hanging off their lack of chin.
- Difficulty telling if the hippie is a boy or a girl.
- Compassion for any animal. If the kid won't kick his dog, chances are, he's a communist.
- Offer him a steak dinner. If he turns you down, it's not because there's something wrong with YOU, it's cos he's a damn hippie.
- Girls not wearing brasseries, and THEN being frigid when you give them a pinch. That's what them hippies are like, you know.
- Wearing red without white and blue. Dead give away, that.
- Having one of them "university degrees". huh.
- Liking trees. No-one actually likes trees, they're just dang nuisances that keep you from farming properly. Anyone who gets moist eyed over a tree should be viewed with suspicion.
- If it looks like a communist, it probably is. Trust God and your instincts, and no court in the country will convict you. Hell, they should give you a medal.
