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Jokes for geeks.

Okay. It's like, an age old debate, which is the superior piece of technology? The tv, or the computer? Well, I'm gonna put it down on paper, and my new girlfriend can type it up and submit it for me later.

Technology. What a crass and bloody awful thing. Gone are the days of hand-crafted snuff-boxes, teak wooden things carved by talented peasants, and undisputed rulership over the uneducated masses. Now there's all this guff about technology liberating people, technology, the great equaliser, technology, where we all get heard.

When the stars are aligned correctly, it's time to make all kinds of decisions. Choose your course wisely... in the technology age, you never know who's watching...

I don't have a, like, real blog myself, but my girlfriend does. Obviously it's not as good as what I could produce, but she doesn't have my flare for poetry. Anyway, I spend quite a bit of time on myspace, and I've come up with the ten most interesting blog topics. There are a lot of really talented people out there. Not as talented as me, but anyway. I just wanted to say respect to them.

I've never had a problem finding a date, obviously, but some of my plainer and fatter friends have. And because I'm terribly generous and good natured, I've decided to share some new world dating tips that my plainer and fatter friends have shared with me.

I don't know why Mary Lou decided to by this damn-fangled "technology" offa that travelling salesman while I was out at the bar, but I tell you, after having a look around that infernal and godforsaken place they call the "internet" or "virtual reality" i've put a complete ban on Mary Lou using the thing unless I'm there to supervise, and here are ten reasons why:

Where would we be without the latest in cutting edge technology? Not here, that's for damn sure. And each of our bloggers would find it far more difficult to showcase their prodigious skills, were it not for that most wonderous of inventions: the internet.