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There are many reasons I would rather spend all my time with computers than people. Let me give you some insight into why.

Like, people reckon that being unemployed is all, like, laying around and relaxing and doing nothing. That is, like, a total lie. I have to work, like, super hard to maintain this lifestyle.

Sometimes, one finds oneself in the position of having to seek gainful employment, in order to get oneself through a hard time. This needn't be a shameful experience, but neither should one lower one's standards or gentlemanliness or class standing.

Wondering where your career's going? Read on to find out!

Career day at my school is such a f*****g joke. They all want us to be lawyers, or doctors, or fascistic scum. I don't see why I shouldn't, like, hold onto my dreams. It's not like I'm not amazingly talented.

While people seem to think that most models are just ditzy airheads, it is actually an amazingly tough career to break into. So, there are certain steps you can take to try and secure your way into this insanely cut-throat industry. Obviously, I didn't have to do any of these things, but we can't all be me.

Damn hippies.

Unless you're really lucky or were born into copious quantities of money, you've most likely experienced the dull, painful sensation that the idea of stepping out of bed on a Monday morning can bring on. Awful stuff. But remember, you're not alone, and there are ways to cope. Most of the time.