I just think voting is so important, but it's difficult to know who to vote for. Here's my criteria:
- Good teeth. Never underestimate the importance of good dentalwork, gentlemen. It is crucial, particularly when some of you are just so terribly unattractive in other ways. And a sincere smile says "vote for me!"
- Good hair. You have money. Invest some of it in your future! This season, chocolate brown, raven black, and salt and pepper are it.
- A nice suit. Once again, invest. You have the salary for it, now employ a tailor for gods sake! And there is no point having a three thousand dollar suit and a polyester tie from Kmart. Don't you people have any dress sense?
- Breath freshener on hand AT ALL TIMES.
- Friends in the press, who respect our privacy.
- A pretty, stable, sedate and, above all, forgiving wife.
- Two stolid and dependable children who won't sniff cocaine off toilet seats or at least won't get caught.
- A nice apartment in the city close to your work for me to live in.
- A generous and giving nature, expensive gift-wise.
- Closed-mouthed staff.
Admin: What about policy?
Misty: These ARE the policies I vote for.
